Keith the giant hamster
"Hey" said keith "im a jiant hamster.".
Ands that was what he was. Nearly. UNTIL
PEOPLE FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY A giant mouse.
"I am shocked at this discovery" commented an ageing pear without life insurance. "absouloutley shocked. I cant think of a word that better descibes it."
A man comes out of a double decker duck and exclaimes to the demented pear "I KNOW!!!"
the pear goes: what?
"MORE SHOCKED THAN GUBBLER THE 4TH!!!"
the pear goes: whos gubbler the 4th?
"MY GRANDFATHERS MISTRESS, SUSSANA THE 8th"
whos susana the 8th?
and so it goes......... AD NUASUEM