Killer people

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Killer people are a subspecies of the Human people, which are a subspecies of Dehuman people, which are a subspecies of Duck people, which are a subspecies of ducks. See? All these different people species evolved from ducks. That's why there's all the duck-related userboxes, the duck-related political party and the duck-related religion.

But wasn't this article about killer people?[edit]

Wait, it was? lemme check...

Python 2.7.9 (default, Apr  2 2015, 15:33:21)
[GCC 4.9.2] on linux2
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>>> import requests
>>> r = requests.get("//en.illogicopedia.org/w/api.php?action=query&pageids=42569&format=json")
>>> print(r.text)
{"query":{"pages":{"42569":{"pageid":42569,"ns":0,"title":"Killer people"}}}}
>>> title = r.text.split('title":"')[1].split('"')[0]
>>> print(title)
Killer people

Oh right. Um... I dunno.. OK, these guys kill anything in their way, shape or form. So, um they are deadly to anyone who looks like people, humans, aliens, anything else or stuff that looks like the before-mentioned stuff. No pictures have been made whatsoever because these guys hack your communications and stuff so you can't take pics. Therefore they are deadly. yeah. cool.

Looks like you didn't study them enough.[edit]

I DID. THERE IS JUST NO INFORMATION ABOUT THEM. GO TRY IT YOURSELF. But here's a joke about 7, ate and 9!

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 6 9d 8!

What?[edit]

Illogical jokes?

This is really weird.[edit]

The best image we have.

I know. Aren't these articles supposed to be weird?

Wait a sec, I might have found some image footage of those killer people...

And the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy got an update. The power button looks a LOT sexier now, and they've got an article on killer people. Here it is!

Mostly harmful.

Dangit.

Ok, I give up!