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Klomp klomp klomp klomp klomp, these are the letters on the right hand side of your keyboard rearranged to your heart's delight.

The klomp looks like a Minotaur with the tongue of a regurgitated parrot's breakfast.

It is also the name of a well-known, giant, Russian monster, similar to Godzilla, who loathes the city of Moscow. Chuck Norris regularly has to send Klomp packing, so he may deliver Kwanza presents to all the bad, little, Russian children, three months early.