Klondike Bar

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“What would you sacrifice for a Klondike Bar?”

~ Self-HelpTM by Unilever

“I WOULD SACRIFICE MY PERFECTLY STABLE AND HEALTHY LIFESTYLE, WHICH I HAPPEN TO SHARE WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, ALONGSIDE ALL THE BIRDS I KEEP IN MY AVIARY AND MY MOST PRIZED MUSICAL POSSESSIONS OF GROUNDBREAKING ARTISTS FROM THE 70S FOR JUST A LICK OF A KLONDIKE BAR”

A Klondike Bar is a quaint little brown square that comes in a quaint little foil package from the quaint little freezer.

There's no need to be afraid! It's amazingly delicious and satisfying!