Lamborghini Motors

Lamborghini's...

Lamborghini it's a machine from another world, probably an alien force willing to let humans drool...

Despite the dawn of the information economy, the Lamborghini remains both a popular currency and good. As the former, it is the most commonly traded currency in exchange for guerilla intel. As the latter, it is a status symbol paraded by those involved in organ trafficking.

In light of its dual functions, the IRS taxes it as a non-adjustable free-use asset when it has been held over one calendar year, and as a short-term cost-maintenance holding if it has been purchased or received as payment for goods or services within the same tax year.