Lamp oil

From Illogicopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Unfortunately, it would seem I have a stumbled into a small, dark cave. I have a paraffin lamp, but have no lamp oil to power it. However, I do have a candle and just one match. The burning question is, what should I light first?

“The match, dummy.”

~ Reader

Um, OK...


“Maybe I should have told him it was a methane-filled cavern. Oh well, back to playing Zelda...

~ Reader