Lars von Trier

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Hello. I'm world renowned film maker Lars von Trier. Would you like to see Willem Dafoe's penis?

Lars von Trier is an escaped mental patient turned film director. Armed with a stolen camera, Trier makes rambling, incoherent movies that only a schizophrenic could understand.

Filmography[edit | edit source]

  • Dogville: A re-imagining of Our Town with an all dog cast
  • Help, My Crazy Wife is Constantly Trying to Cut Off my Penis!: A movie about a crazy woman who is constantly trying to cut off her husband’s penis.
  • Breaking the Waves: A documentary about people who enjoy farting underwater.

Current Work[edit | edit source]

Trier is currently working on I Can Haz Cheezburger?, a horror movie about a ravenous cat who goes on a homicidal rampage after he is denied his favorite culinary treat.