Laserfish

'Laserfish' is a type of fish that live in the ocean, on most planets outside the galaxy and the moon Europa, that is one of moons of jupiter. The capital of the moon Europa is laser city. It was first made for 210,651,642 years ago at an unknown location. Laserfishes are very dangerous and they can shoot laser out of their eyes, in fact, they are the most powerful being in the entire UNIVERSE! If you are wondering how one looks, why not just look below :3

  BTW: this was a picture of Laserfish 1.0, the latest version   laserfish 1446.249, none has unfortunately created an image of this laser fish

History

For 210,651,642 years ago, the first laserfish made by an unknown creator. creator shall have made the fish accidentally while he was trying to see what happened if you mixed magma, sulfuric acid, ice tea, pepper and mushrooms! he then mixed it and threw it into a bonfire! suddenly it said BOOM!!! and then a laserfish came to life! What happened after that is unknown. many have tried to recreate this phenomenon but none has succeeded. no one had seen a laser fish after that, until 1892, a crazy and unknown scientist should have seen something flying across the sky, then he zoooomet into his telescope everything he could and then saw what looked like the picture above! Suddenly in 2010 there was an 30 m high laser fish in Røros (Norway). none was fortunately injured because laser fish was not angry. some actually took the picture of laserfish, but it can not be shown because the camera to the person exploded after 10 sec. that's why the picture above is a drawing, if I had managed to publish a picture of a laserfish on the internet, the whole internet crashed and been destroyed forever. laserfishes has actually been observed several times during 2013-2015, some contend fact that they have been on one of the planets of the laserfishes. luckily Laserfishes has not been angry when they have been visiting. WARNING: Laserfishes will continue to evolve, so please NASA and other people, do not go to the moon Europe or other places laser fishes live !! They will probably get angry and kill us all!

  BTW: Do you see a laserfish you should get away with once or you can give the sulfuric acid, but it is a risk that it eats you!

Facts

LaserFishes eat bananas, zebras, people, rocks, whales and electrical stuff and everything else. They drink most often water, milk and various acids. laser fish can breathe nothing and they do not really need to eat or drink so they can actually survive as long as they want in space. some Laserfishes may be on the surface and some can fly and some can do both. the laserfishes language changes every ten minutes, here is the language of laser fishes the 01.23.2015 at 4:50 p.m., ČÜßßěððýŽĐþÐ ŠŧŽßßÞ²² °, which means I'm a laserfish and I like bananas. laserfishes can run in 42,131 km / h and they can swim in 654,132 km / h and they can fly in 5,872,164,854 km / s, but normally they fly in 3458 km / h. laserfishes has a built in rocket motor that is 7672 times stronger than a normal rocket motor.the arms to a laserfish does also function as wings. They also have a built-in computer that can hack Barack Obama head in less than 0.0000001 seconds, it is actually 68,454,645,149 times stronger than the world's fastest computer. laser fishes also have internet, but only that they use lasernet instead. laserfishes are most often kind to people, THANKFULLY. but if they get pissed, they can destroy the entire planet, so dont hiss them up !! But remember, if you meet a laser fish, do not try to run away for sure, they can run in 42,131 km / h and they can be from 3 mm to 313 feet tall. Nasa has actually been in contact with Laser Pisces 3 times, which is why we have this information! and please do not ask how they produces laserfishes !!!!

  FUNFACT: The 03/15/2013 at 3:46 p.m. existed 648,648,138,187,642,846,464,846,684,864,065,546,710 Laser Fisker !!

  ps: if you are bitten by a laser fish, you will either die within 10 seconds or so, your skin will be blue and red and you get a horn out of your head.

The rest is SECRET !!! > :)

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