Laughterrortosis

Laughterrortosis is when you laugh so much, that you break your laugh box. Squidward Tentacles has gotten Laughterrortosis.

Additionally, those afflicted with the condition tend to find anything inherently hilarious — even the beeping of the scanner at the front counter, or those annoying siren sound effects from Genre Police. Inconveniently, a significant majority of people with the disease end up working customer service jobs, and often fall into fits and/or seizures of laughter before being able to attend to their clients at the front desk or counter.

This article is burly men unfolding umbrellas.   Maybe you should help it on its way.