Lawnmower

Escaping the police in a lawnmower

A lawnmower is a device used to mow people's hair. Giants occasionally use them to shave their arms and legs while simultaneously eating four chunky Kit Kats glued together to make a 'normal sized' giant's Kit Kat.

Lawnmowers are useful for elegantly surfing over meadows in order to avoid angry cows and sheep with pointy horns. Be sure to arm yourself with a shovel to stave off sneak attacks.

Modern top-of-the-range lawnmowers are powered by small animals that munch grass as they run, shortening the length of grass to 45% at a rate of ten feet per minute (1 field per day).

See also

• Lawn Order