Leave it To Beaver
Leave it To Beaver was a "classic" 1950's and 1960's American comedy television sitcom consisting of a young boy and his many mischievous adventures with his family, friends, and all around his neighborhood.
Characters[edit | edit source]
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver (played by Jerry Marshall Mathers): A small and mischievous 8 year old boy who is friendly but also a bit of a troublemaker. But overall, he's a good kid.
Wallace "Wally" Cleaver (played by Tony Dow): Theodore's older brother who is a teen heartthrob and a cool dude. Overall, a very likable character.
June Cleaver (played by Alice Cooper): The boy's mother. She has a beautiful slutty lust to her looks and a wide ass vagina.
Ward Cleaver (played by Hugh Laurie): The boy's abusive alcoholic father who has a Japanese foot fetish.
Eddie Haskell (played by Donnie Iris Osmond) : By far the most hated and obnoxious character from the show. A stuck up and privileged smart ass ditzy douchebag with blonde hair who is supposed to be Wally's friend.
Larry Mondello (played by Mitch Ryder): A chubby kid with an eating disorder.
Tooey (played by Bobby Brown): A nerdy kid with a bad attitude. He sucks ass.
Mr. Mondello (played by Alton Brown) : The chubby kid's father and sexy back piglet.
Mrs. Walker (played by Walter Wart the Freaky frog): the teacher who is very goddamn sexy!
Notable episodes[edit | edit source]
Beaver Gets Expelled : The very first episode in the series in which Theodore gets expelled. (duh)
Captain Jack: The boys adapt a pet alligator and teach it to dance to songs by the Bloodhound Gang.
Beaver Versus the State: an episode where Theodore drives his boxcar racer all around Disneyland and shoving it up Billy Joel's ass.
Beaver Gets Sick: Beaver gets sick and fucking dies!
Beaver and Cheuy: In arguably the most politically incorrect episode of the series, Beaver accidentally mocks a Hispanic friend by calling him a fat fuck.
The Bathtub: Beaver accidentally floods his house when he forgets to turn off the bathtub because he is a fucking dumbass.
Beaver Won't Eat: Beaver fucking starves to death!
In the Soup: Beaver drowns in a huge ass bowl of goddamn soup.
Family Scrapbook: the last episode in which the family look back on their lives through a dusty old scrapbook.
Reception[edit | edit source]
The first couple of seasons were acclaimed by critics while the last few seasons were panned for being lazy and repetitive.
Legacy[edit | edit source]
The show is notable for featuring toilets and bathtubs for the first time ever on TV. The show is also notable for featuring music by the Australian crooner, Peter Allen.