Lee o rouke

Left, lees dad is actually the pope. Fact

Lee o rouke smells like fish. he also likes men.

growing up as lee o rouke

Growing up lee liked to spend a lot of time fishing in the local drains. he enjoyed this hobby so much that he tried to make it a sport internationally in 1997, however this failed and lee was left penniless and poor. his father and mother however bailed him out of this situation and lee went back to live with them.

At lees first school he was bullied for his unusually large sized head. this bullying has followed lee through his life and he likes to act masculine by threatening anyone who tried to comment on the shape, size, demenor or composition of his facial features and ultimately, his head..

lee liked to spend a lot of his time with his best freind and former associategordon brown in his teens. he never got laid and the latest scientfic studies show that he most likely will not get laid until he is at least 40. thus the grounding for the film: the 40 - year old virgin. Lee also enjoyed playing with his dad, he would invite his best friend DANIEL STANDEN round and they would both play with lee's dad. His dad enjoyed this very much and would suprise both the boys by turning up to 'playtime' completey starking naked and saying that "Dan could have the first fiddle" this line was used for ages until he unfortunatly caught HIV.

Acting career

lee has starred in many movies such as the 40 year old virgon (lee himself) and the kill bill rip off - kill phil in which you see lee attempting many times to chase down, hunt and kill his former leturer, phillip jewell'. this film led to many moore jobs in the acting and hollywood industryies for lee such as other films which follwed. he is also on the cillit bang advert as barry scott in which the average t.v. watcher can see lee shouting at the top of his lungs about cillit bang with the catchy one line catchphrase bang! and the dirt is gone!

Gym

it is a well known fact that lee likes to spend a majority of the time he has spare (in between raping dogs and sucking on huge horses.) he enjoys a game of polo with his ascot freinds while he is riding a horse which he likes to practice ellatio (sucking off) on the horse to practice his skills.

lee gopes to the ascot gym and is a frequent member there. this leads llee to the mistaken belief that he is infact, 'dench' however this is unfounded and not a recognised theory within the local ascot area as well as the scientific community.

irish roots

lees family have deep and dark roots within the rural irishcommunity. he was thrown out of this community wher he grew up however due to his dislike of getting shitfaced. this is because he is infact a wet bag, and cannot handle his alcohyol problems. unlike his previous tutor phillip jewell who can drink gallons of sprits and not even feel slightly tipsy. this led to lee's irish parents becoming ashamed of their son and throwing him out.

haircut

lee likes to have short hair, however despite his thoughts that this haircut looks trendy and cool , what other people think is that his haircut looks like a mixture of horse manure being excreted slowly onto someones head blown dry by a fart that has exited a vagina.obviously having this on his head ,lee o rorke does not realise the political imacts for his political carreer, which led to him loosing the 2007 elections for presidental candidate of america. this windfall rape by obama lefts lees asshole gaping and led to lee crying for days and not being able to take a seated position for months. obviously this has drastically affected lee and he now is in question about his sexuality. thus leading us to our next paragraph.

lees questionable sexuality

lee was left questioning his sexuality after he throughly enjoyed barack obama destoying his asshole after the elections for president of america were complete. rumour has it that this is where he met his gay freind and now partner to be (the wedding has not occured yet) jack kennedy.

lee and jack kennedy have been dating in secrete for 7 years due their shared love of the male genitalia penetrating their bumholes. this love they share has been described by some as sick and twisted but neither of them care, which is perhaps a shame as jack is considerably less dench than lee is. they are to be married in 4 days time and have invited their class of 2012 to the wedding, however the wedding is not going to occur due to gregory petch, an old class mate and sworn enemy of the roukes.

the gregory petch beef

the greg beef first started in 2012 when greg asked to borrow lees pen, trying to get on lee o rouke greg swiftly inserted the pen deep into his rectal cavity and made moaning noises which could be heard from within the class room, )this occured in LG05 whicbh has an adjoining cupboard in which this occured)this action made lee feel sick and he swiftly exited the cupboard, still unsure about his sexuality however he knew jack kennedy would not approve of him cheating on him with gregory petch. thisstrenghtened lee and jacks relationship and brought it into the sexual phase. however after this event lee and greg became sworn enemies.

the gregory petch wedding crash

this event is arguable one of the most serious in lees life, imagine the scene, he was walking down the isle weith his husband to be - jack kennedy when lee spottedgregory petch walking up the isle, gerg took a seat and the wedding resumes, all appeared to be ok, but it wasnt... as the vicar was saying does anyone have any reason why these two men should not be wed greg stood upright. he squatted in the isle after walking literally 1 foot away from lee and took the massiveest shit ever seen on live t.v. phillip jewell started to do his nut. greg then pulled out his penis and started wanking off telling lee how he had always found him attractive and that they were meant to be together. lee took extreme offence to this and so did jack so lee took a run and tried to rugby tackle greg to the ground, but greg used his spindly arms to throw himself out of the way and into the crowd, he banged out 3 of the wddding goers (females)whilst he was in the crowd before lee and jack tried to surround him,. the mental hosiptal turned up and tried to take greg back but more downs synderomes attacked the wedding, overpworing the staffof the hospital, greg walked up to the stage to meet lee.

'so lee, here we are again yes we are gregory petch lets do this

suyddenly greg threw a right swing but lee doged it, lee threw a kick but greg managed to evade it with skill. the fight was only just beginning...

and the nepalese ninja's turn up

just when lee thought things couldnt get worse the nepalese ninja's , led by prabison, turned up. they started cutting off heads left right and centre and the wedding was now in toal uproar. lee and gregs fight continued on stage though, as greg picked up a iron bar and hit lee in the stomach with it lee hit the ground, but just as greg was about to hit lee o0ver the head with it prabison, who was sitting and watching in a nearby tree, sqwung out of the tree from a vine just like tarzan and tackled greg to the ground, although glee managed to roll out of the way prabison was hit y the metal bar and died at the secene.

this led to lee getting up and screaming NOOO!!!!! at the top of his voice before greg took another swing.. right into lees hands, as lee grabbed the mteal bar off of greg and swung it at his head he stopped just before he made contact, slowing down to only hit him enough to knock greg out, lee had a better punishment thought up for greg.

greg was carried by lee and jack kennedy back to lees dads basement, where he was chained to the wall. lee and jack conducted sadistic sexual torture to arouse themselves on greg for the remaineder of his days, they penetrated him with more things than id like to know about and went deeper into gregs rectum that anyone thought possible. revenge was served.

Lees infamous poo

one day lee o rouke decided to have a poo. however the sewage works were not ready for the dump lee was about to offload,. this led to blockages and the great blackout across the british isles as the poo mutated and turned into a living breathing organisim, the shit then startedto take over central lonodn. until; lees dad tunred up and threw lighting bolts from the sky onto the shit, cooking it and forever giving london its worldwide distinctive smell

avril lavigne and lee's 149 year relationship

lee's favorite artist is avril lavigne and he went to a concert with avril on stage and this meant that lee fell in lvoe with avril,m however lee was dating emma thompson, leading to elsbeth raping lee on a dark summer night in 1568. rosie haller jumped ontop of lees threesome and raped lee in the arse with a huge black strap on spikey barbed wire dildo. this led to avrils song 'girlfreind' which lee was the main target. lee heard this song on rosies phone as he was being raped and his love for avril helped him through that tragic moment. although complciations caused by rosies huge strap pn have caused trouble in lees present life such as anal bleeding, hemorraging and he occasionally shits his pants about twice a day due to an overly saggy asshole, his love for avrils help in assiting him to move on and get over this matter he still insists to this day was invaluable.

lee asked avril on a date with emma thompson and rosie hawler, planning a super fit threesome he also invited susan boyle to dominate them which worked quite well, i shall cover this later. basically they all went to a reseraunt where lee decided to rape the girls, but rosie had other plans, she had once again brought her huge stupidly large strapon and decided to penetrate emma thompson, who lee would later quote to have ridden it like a horse