Les Choristes

Threw them in the air, and walked out of the office...

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Are you alive?

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Yes

No

Who?

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Are you reading this article?

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I don't know who I am, so how can I know what I'm doing?

WHAT? UUURGH!

No, I'm completing a survey, dumbass

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 08:07, 16 Octodest 2013.

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How many times a day do you yawn?

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I've never counted, and never will

I've counted, but I've forgotten

Having all that fat go through your kidneys

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Is this a question? If so, how will you respond?

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It's not a question, so I won't respond

It is a question, but I don't feel like responding

It's not a question, it's a cleverly disguised gerbil

I couldn't find that word anywhere...

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 08:07, 16 Octodest 2013.

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How would you respond if a clown walked up to you and pinched your nipple?

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I'd kiss him passionately

I'd scream

I'd projectile vomit

Yes

I'd buy a gun and shoot the first kitchen appliance I saw

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There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 08:07, 16 Octodest 2013.

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armpiT

WHILE INSTALLING A TV?

How can one DO that?

Lightbulbs

You are in your car, driving.

You glance to the seat next to you, and there is a lightbulb in it. It's on.

You are only mildly interested in this.

It says "I am a lightbulb!"

You say, "If you are a lightbulb, you have no mouth."

It says, "I know! But I can talk nonetheless! It's a paradox!"

You explode.

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