Lesbionics

Lesbionics is a technology based on the development and strategic deployment of bionically enhanced lesbians. Many lesbians who have been altered are unaware of such, as per CIA KGB super secret collaboration. This group, under Project Incontinent Warlock, who’s purpose was to develop cyborg troops for the event of space alien invasion. Why lesbians were singled out for abduction, implanting and memory wipe is beyond the purview of the author.

When coming off a three week bender in April 1953, Dr. Saul Beedy came up with a paranoid scheme for defending our planet from hostile space aliens. He along with his mistress, Freulein Smar von Unterbidet, and his laboratory assistant Max Footfetid, sketched out a rough plan to raise covert troops and scatter them among strategic locations key to defense of Earth.