Levitating Buddhist Orangutan

How it Began

'Tis a silly hat? Orange the of seven. You see, this was once a happy place. Then the smegma tree came. Now the mystical elves from hell can't cry tears of LSD anymore. See how this is done, Uboa, the robotic clown? He came through the iPod headphone jack and took our spare plastic flamingos. For shame, the island is cursed. I must now kill myself, for the crown of identity theft will steal my doorbell. This dishwasher cannot feed us much longer. When we realized that we can not play Virtual Boy in a telephone booth, we almost made the tofurkey Gods cry. You don't know what that's like, do you, Svetnosicitus? This twelve of the 1995 town of Squor. However, this will not create a legitimate porridge extinguisher. The squeal of oil efficiency one said, "Holopticusdurr! I ate you nitroplwoer! The bodily fluids are on tour for the backyard ceiling!" However, it wasn't long until Guarnok the great thought of all of these events that had previously happened, and began to fljork them together. Of ostrich feces, he proclaimed, "I HAVE DISCOVERED THE MEANING OF THE PANGOLINVERSE! THIS CAN ALyou know what f*** this this isn't funny at all Goddamn that's it i'm playing chrono trigger