License Please!

My license. Honest.

Officer: License and registration please.

Me: Oh.. One second... Where did I put that god damn- Oh here you go.

Officer: Hm... This doesn't look like you.

Me: Oh. That was me before Atkins.

Officer: Oh. I'm on Weight Watchers me self.

Me: Oh.. I miss bread though...

Officer: Yeah. That's why I'm on Weight Watchers. Good day.