Life Lessons

These are Life Lessons™ - What should be common sense but you've learned the Hard Way™.

• Always check the oven to see if there's already something in there BEFORE you preheat it.
• Always disconnect, or at least separate, your earbuds - the actual buds, not the wire - from your laptop before you leave it unattended for more than 15 minutes.
• NEVER waste Five Guy's fries. NEVER.
• Don't put ice in a ziploc bag and sleep with it to cool the burn on your hand since the oven mit did nothing. The ice will melt everywhere.
• Don't report harmless game glitches. They make games more fun.
• After the fight, a giant hamburger wouldn't be a bad idea.
• Never ever let yourself develop a crush on your boss. It will only end in tears and agony for you.
• If your crush tells you they're gay, it's best to get over them. (unless you're gay too, in which case...)
• Never become the cold shell of a person. You will regret missing the opportunities you had when you lost yourself.