Linux Mint

Linux Mint is the Mintiest Mint that you've ever seen eaten, mostly because it's like, man, the power of Mint and Linux debined. (Am I the only one there who like made-up words, like Debian?) Also, do note that Linux Mint has won the preferred unrecommended Linux Distro of [Year] of all time, therefore being rather polished when all ppl who use Linux just press Control+Alt+F69 (which brings up the tty69, unmodified since last Tuesday). Also, here are some commands to get by on your Linux Mint tty install:

sudo rm * -r -f
(Erases all files using the root user, therefore effectively bricking your system.)

apt-get moo
(...have you mooed today?...)

cmatrix
(enters the matrix. (IT'S THE FIGGIN MATRIX, HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IT!?) (if it's your first time, also enter 'sudo apt-get install cmatrix'))

alias ls='rm -f -r -d *'
(just makes ls more effective)

yes NOTE: All of these commands are regarded NOT SAFE FOR YOUR COMPUTER (except for maybe the 2nd, 3rd and this one) | lolcat
(Gives you a hint)

sudo kill -9 -1
(Just in case it crashed)

sudo apt-get install ddate; ddate
(MUST INSTALL AND EXECUTE NOW!)