Liz Truss

Liz Truss killed Elizabeth II to become the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Because there can only be one. In contrast to Elizabeth, conservatives around the world have hailed Liz, describing her as a lizard we can trust.

As a Tory, we may never know all of Liz Truss's secrets.

This apparently has something to do with lettuce, or something? I don't get it. Let us see... A colorblind witness reported that she looked flustered when accused of having green fingers. But the witness may possibly have been witnessing the wrong head, which was getting ahead in those days. Oh well, least she never meet, say Heckapoo!