Lobster

When the p and the p with the c meet they make a b because yes. When the b becomes lobster the lobster is complete. In the jungle the lobster lives out side in and inside out. When the lobster plays ball it laughs deviously and begins to beg menacingly to the roof asking for its hair. The lobster loves hair, as it likes to put it in a tube and light the hair on fire. It then sniffs the hair to see if it smells good, and if the hair is good, it will sniff it some more. It weirdly feels good. The lobster usually gets the hair from a five leaved green thingamajig found in the jungle. It calls this the jerryiguana. On a LOWER note, the lobster is very large and has a bod that is "cool beans." It likes to eat soup and drink bread. Goodbye, for now I must study the almighty arm pocket.