Lorde Have Mercy

Dearest Lorde, you teenage, Kiwi songstress, I deeply apologize, for I have sinned. I have sinned in a way that is most unpleasant to you, oh Lorde. I am afraid that I just don't really care for your song Royals. I mean, it's okay, and I don't hate it, but I am just not that big of a fan of it. I'm sure you understand, oh Lorde. Please have mercy on my soul, for the third commandment is Honor Thy Lorde, and I do believe I have done you great dishonor by not caring for your music. Do what you will to my soul, oh Lorde, but please have mercy, for my whole body loves and worships you, except for my ears apparently. Dearest Lorde, this is why I pray.