Lost Treasure of Machu Picchu
The Lost Treasure of Machu Picchu, some say that it is only a rumour. But it exists in the hearts of many young children out there who wish to grow up and become Vault Hunters. It is said that roaming the caves for long enough will bring you to a bring you towards a door that is made of pure stone (so yes it is hard to see even if you do come across it), and there will also be Six White Rabbits in the caves which feed off of lonely Vault Hunters and in the winter they feast on Eagles (everyone knows that Vault Hunters take breaks in the winter). These fierce rabbits are only found in the Machu Picchu ruins, they are know to be only killed with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, you might be thinking if they are white they will be easy to see in the caves, if you are thinking that you are wrong the rabbits can cloak them selves. If you do happen to be carrying the grenade and kill all six of the white rabbits their tongues will spell out the code for the door, then AND only then will you be able to access the treasure. But what do I know I am only text. If you are brave enough to venture into the deep ruins of Machu Picchu you are welcome in advance for this guide. If you are reading this and thinking "Pfffft. This is all bullshit everyone knows that there is no treasure in Machu Picchu" Well to you Mister/Misses Smartarse I say you don't know what you are talking about, and maths is my proof when I say this . If your calculator is saying other wise please return it to your local blacksmith and ask for a replacement. Good Luck Finding The Lost Treasure of Machu Picchu
