Lyndon B. Washingmachine

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Lyndon B. Washingmachine (born in 1899, died in 1694), was the 334th president of the Onion States. He, along with Donald Trump and Andrew Johnson is often considered among one of the worst presidents of all time.

He was born to Rodney Dangerfield and his wife, Hall E. Berry on a Texas farm. His life sucked, honestly. Poor dude.

His "machine"[edit]

It was simply just his stomach acid fluids. 'Nuff said about that! He had terrible eating habits and once barfed all over film critic Gene Siskel in the year 3038.