Magical Colin Mochrie head

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"Do you believe in magic?" Wayne Brady asks as he leads you into the Whose Line is it Anyway? studio. You don't know what to say. He has to be kidding; he is a professional improviser, after all. You go through door after door, finally reaching Colin Mochrie's dressing room.


"COME IN!" Mochrie shouts through the closed door. Brady, wearing a knit long-sleeved shirt, leads you in. Mochrie is sitting in his chair, reading an Agatha Christie novel. His hair is much whiter than in the original run of the series, but his head is just as bald.

"Colin?" Brady asks, to regain his attention.

"Yes, Wayne?" he looks up. He notices you, "I see you've brought a friend."

Wayne is a bit nervous, "I brought him/her to see it."

Mochrie's expression changes suddenly, "Are you sure he/she is ready?"

Wayne sighs, "As sure as I'll ever be."

"Fine," Mochrie says, as he puts down his book and stand's up. "Bring him/her over here."

Brady leads you over to Colin.

"Put your hand on my head," he directs you.

You do as he says. Suddenly, you are transported to a different world.

It is quiet.

It is beautiful.

It is peaceful.

Apparitions of Wayne and Colin appear in this world.

"Can I stay here forever?" you ask.

They both shake their heads silently, and you are transported back into the dressing room.

"You must tell no one," Wayne tells you.

"No one," Colin reiterates.

Ryan Stiles pokes his head in the door.

"What are you guys talking about?"