Mass Spam rampage! Lunchtime will never be the same

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June 2nd.

He stood up on the table, turning over the paper bag and dumping the hundreds of cans of spam on the floor. "Hey! Jimmy, get off the lunch table! " Mrs. Johnson yelled at him. But Jimmy didn't listen, instead allowing the cans to fall everywhere - the tabletop, seats, and even the floor. Jimmy turned to Petey and Timmy. "You guys ready?" "Yeah." Timmy took to opening the cans on the seats, Petey opened the cans on the tabletop, and Jimmy opened the cans on the floor. By this point, all the kids in the lunchroom were looking upon this spectacle. What were these clowns doing with all this Spam?