Max Werner
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“He's tight!”
Max Werner is a Dutch man who is also from the Antarctic. Confused? Because I surely am as well!
He was born in 1860 and died in 1982. He also sported a beard made of cotton candy and earwax.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Not much is known about it, but he loved to eat spider eggs and egg rolls as a child.
He also loved to play and sing in the rain in May during the late 1870's on No 74th Street to be exact. Smart!
Adult life[edit | edit source]
He was sent to the army by a bunch of moronic individuals from the Saturn.
He died in the 1982 Battle of the Hong Kong Demons. R.I.P., Max.