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Y'know..... I don't even know man..... that could be a lizard on the floor... It could just be my incongruent mass of Jell-O that has somehow turned sentient... like... who even knows? I mean on the one hand, it's definitely slithering around and stabbing my toes with razorblades, but... no, IT'S NOT BUTTPLUGS MARTHA! GO BACK INTO YOUR FISHTANK!!!!!!!!!! anyway... as I was saying, it's entirely seethrough and invisible... but.. I know it's there.. I mean, then what's stabbing my toe? It couldn't be anything else other than a lizard or sentient jello... or... maybe...

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It's a... a... PURPLE LIZARD! purple... pruple.. wait... that can't be right... purple is such a dorky color anyway... yaaaaaaaaaaaaa but it's not dododododorky