Merry Hillsmas
The Man, The Myth, The Legend[edit | edit source]
Quotes[edit | edit source]
"I am a merry little helper for santa"
"Ding-a-dong, I'm a knob"
"Please, I require assistance. I can not reach the top shelf at this supermarket"
Life Story[edit | edit source]
As Hill's said in his autobiography, Mein Kampf,
"I was born in a small village, 12km's north of Dallas, Texas, USA. My mother wasn't around much due to Polio"
Early Life[edit | edit source]
At the young age of 11 in 1912, Hills was recruited by Santa Claus to help in the War on Drugs campaign, which at the time, led by Malcom X, was the largest waging war since World War II. 1 Year later, half way through the campaign, it was under new management. He believed he was eligible for the role as Major General High commissioner for the Schutzstaffel. However, upon conclusion of his meeting with Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, it was determined Hill's was unfavoured for this position due to conducting business with infamous and notorious gang member such as:
However in only short 3 months, he would talk to Lord Martha Stewart again apply for the role as Major General High commissioner for the Schutzstaffel on the basis that there was a conflict of interest with Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria due to Hill's having an affair with his wife, Margot Robbie
Mid-life Crisis[edit | edit source]
Hill's never had a Mid-Life Crisis due to the fact he was too short
Late Life[edit | edit source]
Wouldn't know, hes too short
