Metallurgy

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Metallurgy is a cult religion that involves a foundry and table saws. And also welding. Not much is known about this religion. Cult people where that creepy-black-rope-deal. HAIL THE BUCKET THING! HAIL THE BUCKET THING! HAIL THE BUCKET THING!

HAIL THE BUCKET THING!

Sacrifices[edit | edit source]

Mold Sacrifices[edit | edit source]

A human offering is placed in a mold and molten iron is poured over them. Them die a slow, painful death.

Table Saw Sacrifices[edit | edit source]

A human offering is sliced with a table saw repeatedly. They die a slow, painful death.

Oh yeah and welding...[edit | edit source]

...can be used on a human offering, causing them to die a slow, painful death.

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Actual meaning[edit | edit source]

This was the common belief until scientists realized that Metallurgy (which sounds like Metal Clergy) actual resembles someting more like Metal Orgy. Meaning, it is the act of two robots having sex and having a sexual attraction to metal.

Yeah, I was like O_O, but then I was like <_<

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