Miles

Miles are a unit of measure that's reaallllllllyyy long. Like you can barely see that far, trust me. It's like if inches were seconds in a year. It's at least a few meters.

Miles is also a pretty good first name in my opinion. It's more of a guy name but if you're a girl named Miles that's cool too. If I wanted a son I would consider naming him Miles. I knew this kid in high school named Miles and he was rude.

A lot of really stupid people pretend that the amount of Miles that a car has driven is important. They tell me things like "gotta buy a car with low mileage!" and other utterly deranged sentences.