Mind the Gap
Preface[edit | edit source]
"Mind the gap fellow chap," said John Doe "My, I do believe it is my--
"MIND THE GAP, YOU DUMB CHAP" exclaimed Your mum, red with anger.
[Intro]Duction[edit | edit source]
She soon realized that she was speaking to nothing. Why? What could of been going through his head at the time?
"It's something called MTGS, or otherwise known as Mind the Gap Syndrome. It's pretty common these days. 1 in 64.1 million." said a clean, crisp voice. A man soon later came out of the shadows.
"Who the bells are you!" said your mum
"I'm one of those voice-over guys in medicine commercials," He said smoothly "I'malsooneofthoseguysthattalksreallyreallyfastattheendofthesametypeofcommercial"
"What?" He asked him
"I'malsooneofthoseguysthattalksreallyreallyfastattheendofthesametypeofcommercial"
"Could you repeat that?" she asked, starting to get aggravated.
"Take once a day Flintstones vitamins," he said happily "meantforkids *cough cough*
"Umm... what did you say?" exclaimed your mum begrudgingly.
"I said 'Take once a day Flintstones vitamins,' repeatingly meantforkids (This time he said it faster, just so you know)
Intermission[edit | edit source]
You've been reading long enough, go outside for about 45 years and get a life.
And we're back[edit | edit source]
"Okay!" said your mum
"Thanks for obligating!" said John Doe. "Now, sign this waiver showing that (saying in his really fast voice) if,inanyway,shapeorform,thatifyouchange,inanyway,mood,bodyform,actions,we,the"responsible"peoplewillinnowayhaveresponsiblilityforyourlosses"
"Okay!" said your mum.
- your mum signing the waiver*
"All done!" said your mum
"Okay, now, be vanquished to hell you vile demon!" exclaimed John Doe, holding up his hands in a sideways X pattern, signifying the cross.
"AHHHHHHH" said your mum melting down. Her whole body just started melting away at itself. you could see her eyes melting and her internal organs. A mist of smoke appeared above her head. The cloud of smoke vanished.
"That's what you get for treating your body like dirt. He spat at the ground. Then flipped it off, as to seem to be mocking someone.
The End[edit | edit source]
"The end," excalimed your dad "I hope you kids learned a lesson today, to take care of your body." The kids from the "hit" American Television show "How I Met Your (Demon) Mother" exclaimed "Yes, dad." and then looked at each other, and then it became a Porno which made them millionares. The End.