Misheard Lyrics
After Early 2000's Commercial Slogans, I thought I'd do something a little different. That's when I found out about misheard lyrics. Le'go.
Lyrical Encounters of the Misheard Kind[edit | edit source]
Taylor Swift - "Blank Space"[edit | edit source]
REAL LYRIC: "Got a long list of ex-lovers"
MIS-LYRIC: "Got a long list, Starbucks lovers"
Charlie Puth - "Attention"[edit | edit source]
REAL LYRIC: "Running round, running round, running round throwing that dirt all on my name"
MIS-LYRIC: "Running round, running round, running round throwing that turtle on my knee"
Bob Dylan - "Not Dark Yet"[edit | edit source]
REAL LYRIC: "My sense of humanity"
MIS-LYRIC: "My sensitive manatee"
Sean Kingston - "Fire Burning"[edit | edit source]
REAL LYRIC: "Somebody call 911, shawty fire burning on the dance floor"
MIS-LYRIC: "Somebody call 911, shawty found a Band-Aid on the dance floor"
5 Seconds of Summer - "Youngblood"[edit | edit source]
REAL LYRIC: "Yeah I need it all of the time, yeah"
MIS-LYRIC: "Yeah I'll eat it, all the lasagna"
Calvin Harris - "Feels"[edit | edit source]
REAL LYRIC: "Don't be afraid to catch feels"
MIS-LYRIC: "Don't be afraid to catch fish"
Katy Perry - "Dark Horse"[edit | edit source]
REAL LYRIC: "So you wanna play with magic? Boy, you should know what you're fallin' for."
MIS-LYRIC: "Do you wanna play with matches? Boy, you should know what you're fighting for."
Lyrics of the Misheard Variety[edit | edit source]
Eric Carmen - "All By Myself"[edit | edit source]
REAL LYRIC: All by myself
MIS-LYRIC: Obama's elf
Kendrick Lamar - "All The Stars"[edit | edit source]
REAL LYRIC: I just pray for no reason
MIS-LYRIC: I just pray for the weasel
Clean Bandit - "Rather Be"[edit | edit source]
REAL LYRIC: No place I'd rather be
MIS-LYRIC: No Grey's Anatomy
The Weeknd - "Blinding Lights"[edit | edit source]
REAL LYRIC: I'm blinded by the lights
MIS-LYRIC: I'm blinded by the limes
Avril Lavinge - "Complicated"[edit | edit source]
REAL LYRIC: Honesty, and promise me, I'm never gonna find you faking
MIS-LYRIC: Honesty, and promise me, I'm never gonna find your bacon
OTHER MIS-LYRIC: Honesty, and promise me, I'm never gonna find you naked
Maroon 5 - "Sugar"[edit | edit source]
REAL LYRIC: When I'm without you, I'm something weak
MIS-LYRIC: When I'm without you, I'm soaked in wee