Moby Underscore Dick

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“Call me, I’m hungry.”

~ The novel's opening line

Moby Underscore Dick is a famous novel by Herman Smellville. The books tells the story of Captain Ihop and his epic quest to hunt down and kill the whale responsible for eating his Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity.

Plot[edit]

Mighty Ihop is the captain of the good ship Bottomless Coffee. While out collection bottles of maple syrup in the French Toast Seas, his ship is attacked by the infamous whale known only as Denny. Swearing revenge, Ihop dedicates the rest of his delicious life to tracking down and killing the whale.

Critical reception[edit]

Upon its publication the novel received critical acclaim, especially from critics with big appetites.