Moggar, the bestest kitty of all who gets high off cat nip
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| This story is based on true events that actually happened in the past. (Not really) |
In 1964, General Tao had a son whose name would be called Moggar. Moggar was a cat, or maybe he was a dragoncat! Or maybe he was just a cat.
MOGGAR!!!!!! MOGGAR!!!!!! MOGGAR!!!!!!
He was often shoved into a 4 x 6 cubicle and forced to get high off ze nip. He likes to steal biscuits and dress-up like a pirate on Halloween. He can also ride his bike with no handlebars.