Monkey Ear

This article is really, really random. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I thought I'd better warn you in advance, or else your brain might explode.

Monkey Ear is the world's least cool super villain ever. No one even knows who he is except for me and my neighbor. The reason why nobody knows about him is because he was in a comic made by my neighbor and the only other person who saw it was me and then it "accidentally" put the comic in my pudding and smeared it all over my face.

Monkey Ear is also a big fan of the Jonas Brothers, therefore he is GAY.

Bad villain

Why is he BAD?

• Too many ears
• Not enough monkeys
• Super duck

So: Never trust your stupid neighbor to make a good comic.