Monkfish

This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.

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[23:18:54]	* vurlybrace	gives everyone a monkfish
[23:19:04]	<THE>	thank you vurlybrace
[23:19:28]	* THE	places the monkfish in his trouser pocket, beside the baby squid
[23:19:41]	<THE>	I never go anywhere without a few sea creatures in my pocket
[23:19:59]	<THE>	you may laugh
[23:20:07]	<THE>	but you can't be too careful
[23:20:23]	<THE>	what if a mugger pointed a gun at my head and said "GIVE ME ALL YOUR AQUATIC CREATURES!!!"
[23:20:28]	<THE>	I'd actually have something to give him.
[23:20:42]	<THE>	though I have a hell of a time fitting the killer whale in to my pocket
[23:21:08]	<THE>	yup.
[23:21:45]	* THE	gazes at computer screen
[23:22:23]	<SomeWHATno2>	yeah those killer whales are not made compact
[23:22:51]	<THE>	whenever I try to fold one up, I end up injuring myself
[23:23:57]	* THE	makes a peculiar grunting sound