Mood music

Mood music is one of the greatest inventions in existence. It helps with fiction in anyway; it makes a dramatic film sound dramatic, a funny film sound funny and goodness knows what else. (Presumably this could be modelled using abstract algebraic equations).

Even in books, which (as of yet) do not support audio embedding, you can describe mood music to add extra detail to the plot, for example:

And the adventurers set on, with dramatic drum sounds playing in the background. One character lampshaded this immediately, saying "Where is that drum sound coming from? I don't know!"

OK so maybe it is a little awkward, but still useful in fiction works.

See also

• TV Forms, for which mood music is inadequate to express. They tend to calculate things differently, based on the difference between the amount of money you should have returned to you in your taxes, as compared to the number of Commandments in the Bible. As the prophet saith, 'What is the deal with those Tax Return businesses? They never returned my taxes!'