Morse Nythology
“I do believe it's pronounced 'peaches.'”
Would you like fries with that? I do believe you would like fries with that. Fries should come with everything. Wagons, socialism, everything!
Don't those fries look goooooooooooood?
“I do say, why the long face? Besides all of your face diseases, of course.”
So no one told you life was gonna be this way *clap clap clap*[edit | edit source]
“If I had a dollar for every time my wife farted in bed, I'd have enough money to hire someone to kill my wife!”
I very much wish this article wasn't utter shite, but you only can accomplish so much on the pedia of Illogic.
“For your information, articles on Illogicopedia have the potential to be very great. They can even be fantastic, in fact. Haven't you spent the time to read the quality content Illogicopedia has to offer? There's so much of it that your head will spin. But nope, you just keep going on, crapping out terrible articles all day and night, not even realizing that there's so much more potential. I honestly pity you, and anyone like you. It's just depressing that you have to live on in such ignorance.”