# Mortal

If you are mortal it means you are able to die. HowTo:Die explains how to die. Of course, if you wanted to die, you could just read Top 10 ways to die.

## Inmmortal

This, my friend, is the complete opposite, as pointed out by the "in" in front.

• No, no, no, it has an "im" in front! Otherwise wouldn't it be inmortal?
• No, because the N becomes an M when it is in front of an M.
• It's not in front of the M. It's to the left.
• Oh, yeah? Well, if you tilt the computer sideways it is above the M!
• But what do you mean by "in front of" then?
• Exactly! Ha!
• Wait, what?
• Exactly.
• What?
• You've got it.
• What?
• Yes what?
• Yes that is right?
• What is right?
• What.
• What?
• Yes.
• Huh?
• No.
• What?
• You've got it.
• Got what?
• Exactly.

Which seems similar to this other article I read, and if someone could find it and link to it it would be helpful... Thanks.

## You're welcome...

...to DIE! Because you are a mere mortal! Which brings us back to the beginning of the circle.

## What? I thought it was a square.

Well, you can't square the circle.

## You can circle the square.

By taking the square and drawing a circle around it. Yeah.