Mortal

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If you are mortal it means you are able to die. HowTo:Die explains how to die. Of course, if you wanted to die, you could just read Top 10 ways to die.

Inmmortal[edit]

This, my friend, is the complete opposite, as pointed out by the "in" in front.

  • No, no, no, it has an "im" in front! Otherwise wouldn't it be inmortal?
  • No, because the N becomes an M when it is in front of an M.
  • It's not in front of the M. It's to the left.
  • Oh, yeah? Well, if you tilt the computer sideways it is above the M!
  • But what do you mean by "in front of" then?
  • Exactly! Ha!
  • Wait, what?
  • Exactly.
  • What?
  • You've got it.
  • What?
  • Yes already!
  • Yes what?
  • Yes that is right?
  • What is right?
  • What.
  • What?
  • Yes.
  • Huh?
  • No.
  • What?
  • You've got it.
  • Got what?
  • Exactly.

Which seems similar to this other article I read, and if someone could find it and link to it it would be helpful... Thanks.

You're welcome...[edit]

...to DIE! Because you are a mere mortal! Which brings us back to the beginning of the circle.

What? I thought it was a square.[edit]

Well, you can't square the circle.

You can circle the square.[edit]

By taking the square and drawing a circle around it. Yeah.