Mr. Garron

“Ay wan yoh got to'h here, ya say yoh never big.”

~ Mr. Garron on himself

“Mr. Garron makes weird quotes with a weird accent.”

~ Captain Obvious

“Ay wan yoh meffi kahm hayr foh ma D Algebra hay!”

~ Mr. Garron on the treacherous teaching of D Algebra

“Yah nearin meh? If yah do yon hay, I rate your 5-stah hotayl”

~ Mr. Garron on hotels

“Dah Kanata eh?”

~ Mr. Garron on canada

Yah Mr. Garron eah a gyah tha make yah weird quotes with a weird ah-ksent! So troo, troo, hah! Yah nata make showr tha yah spek ahwiyze thuss wye! Ah gass djis sordah mah traydmahk, tha way yah I speak! Problah noht? Problah noht. Danna wanna beh rood baht yah standing en mah way! So geddaffit!