Mr. Poodle and the Mighty Balloon
Fish[edit | edit source]
Yes, fish.
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It was a warm summer evening as Mr. Poodle went on his daily walk. "Ah, what a beutiful day!" he said as he walked through what used to be NYC. Now it just looked like the inside of a giraffe.
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A man slipped on a banana causing a gingerbread man cookie to fly through the air, which hit a tree, which fell over, which blocked the road, which led to the crazy driver to take an alternate route, on which he crased into a telephone wire, which crashed into a house, which knocked over a table inside, which had a knife on it, and the knife fell, and it cut a string, and the string set loose a shiny red balloon.
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Mr. Poodle jumped as a fast moving red object flashed by him. He looked around to see what it was. It was a balloon! "How splendid!" Mr. Poodle said. Suddenly the balloon aggravated a nearby bull, which had escaped because of the caretaker having to take an alternative route and having gotten into an accident. The bull mauled Mr. Poodle, and ran away.
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The balloon transformed into a magic cannibal, who restored Mr. Poodle's health, but ate his face off as a payment........Mr. Poodle was sad.
School Bus[edit | edit source]
No, fish.