I PITY THE FOOL THAT DOSENT READ THIS ARTICLE
ITS MR. T EVERYBODY!
Mr. T hails from the isle of Beatumupp, where he learned kickboxing from the likes of Dreads the Decimator, Max "Knockout" Dougless, and Chuck Norris. He single-handedly put down the rebellious geno-giants, saving the whole Knockemoutt archipelago from certain doom. From there he went to France, learned French, and was living out a life of luxury... What happens next? Find out, on the next episode of "Mr. T, Global Hero"!