Mr handy man

Mr. Handy man, bring me a screwdriver (bung, bung, bung, bung) Make it the cutest that I've ever breathed (bung, bung, bung, bung) Give him two lids like for cups and bowls (bung, bung, bung, bung) Then tell him that his life is over Handy Man, I'm so alone (bung, bung, bung, bung) Don't have nobody to kill on my own (bung, bung, bung, bung) Please turn off the lights Mr. Handy Man, bring me a Handy Man Mr. Handy Man, bring me a toilet paper roll Make it the dirtiest that I've ever seen Give him the word that I'm not a skeleton (doot, doot) Then tell him that his phone is ringing Handy Man, I'm so dead inside Don't have a toilet to call my own Please turn off the sink, Mr. Handy Man, bring me a bag of pizza rolls, Mr. Handy Man (no) bring us a bag of pizza rolls Give him my kids…

Yes, this is my song. ('_')