Mroon
Flune is…
MROON!
Wrong.[edit | edit source]
OK so I, like, looked at this article and said to myself, "WTF?" (and that is exactly what I said to myself), and then I looked up flune.
And it turns out that "flune" actually is a verb, and it means you contract the four dimensional flu. This came straight from Wikipedia (or some pedia or other) so you know it's true, too.
This sort of flu was apparently invented by someone named Minkowski. He thought it was just an imaginary thing but later work turned up real instances, the only trick being that they had to have negative diagonal something-or-others. And that's very bad.
So, the four-dimensional flu is much worse than the ordinary 3-dimensional kind, and what's worse it takes an imaginary amount of time to recover from it, by which time you've used up all your sick leave along with your vacation days for the next 3 years, which means you can't quit your job until you pay all that back, no matter how mean your boss is to you. (Don't think he won't realize this, either.)
Mroon[edit | edit source]
As to mroon, the title of this article, it's hardly worth giving it an entire article all to itself, since it's just an exceptionally bad spelling the color maron (or marroon or maaroon or however you spell that).