Multitute
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Multitutes are small militits who annoy numbers. They are a bit like drams but without the gowns.
Reason for their existence[edit | edit source]
They serve no purpose other than to annoy numbers. God intended this.
Numbers aren't easily annoyed because of a rare condition that means they cant live called Non-existence. God intended this.
1977 survey[edit | edit source]
A survey found that 77% of all multitutes are of Asian origin. Proof, if any were needed, of blackmail and brown bow ties.
Multi?[edit | edit source]
NO!