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Multitutes are small militits who annoy numbers. They are a bit like drams but without the gowns.

Reason for their existence[edit]

They serve no purpose other than to annoy numbers. God intended this.

Numbers aren't easily annoyed because of a rare condition that means they cant live called Non-existence. God intended this.

1977 survey[edit]

A survey found that 77% of all multitutes are of Asian origin. Proof, if any were needed, of blackmail and brown bow ties.