My balls

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My Balls (English: My Balls Sinhala: Mage Ballawa) is an economically and culturally important city in southern Sri Lanka. It is located in Nigga Province and has a population of 9. It is often cited as the birthplace of god and the sport of rickshaw hockey.

The city was indroduced as a part of the 2020 economic revival plan instituted by president Sinhamalatikawalanatungalakennakajaya Mirinthilantappalainurumandurikanimankallaya Esq.