My butt itches

blurrrrgghhhh

aahhh

scratch scratch scratch

mummph... hmmm... scratch

scratch scratch scratch

mmmmmmmm ^_^

“Euwww,”

~ The crowd of previously unnoticed but attentive grossed-out onlookers on you picking your butt

“I swear, I had a wedgy!
...How long have you guy's been there?”

~ You