NO BLAH

This is the easter egg in the blah army in This Page Does Not Exist. If you didn't visit that page before, please do it now.

Blah General: Hey, you! Stop malfunctioning or I'll send you to another universe!

NO BLAH: What? I am malfunctioning? How do you know?

Blah General: Say 'blah' to confirm that you are indeed NOT malfunctioning!

NO BLAH: Umm... no blah... wait what? why did I say 'no blah'? I meant 'no blah'! Dammit! It happened again! What's going on? Why can't I say 'no blah'? Dammit! So I am malfuctioning? So you are going to send me to another universe? Oh well, maybe I'll have a better life there...

Blah General: Yes we will! Hey you! You there, with the dimensional rip gun! Come here and get rid of this malfuctioning blah! Now! Or I will send you to... Oh wait, I need you to use the dimensional rip gun... Umm... I will fire you from this planet! OK?

The Blah with the dimensional rip gun: Ok, coming!

NO BLAH: Goodbye cruel world...

(the blah with the dimensional rip gun fires his gun and sends NO BLAH to another universe)

Blah General: There we go! Much better without that stupid malfunctioning blah!