Nancy Martinez

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“I like her music!”

~ Zachary Gordon on Nancy Martinez

“COCONUT MILK KID CREOLE, NINJA!!!”

~ Lucas J. Roelen on Nancy Martinez

Nancy Martinez is a pretty woman from the planet Venus. She had a minor Top 40 hit pop and dance single in 1986 with, "For Tonight".

She is NOT to be confused with Ta Mara from the band, Ta Mara and the Seen.

History[edit | edit source]

Martinez was born in a binjo ginger beer pub in 1960. She exploded with the Epoch Times, and barfed out an atomic woke radiator.

Current whereabouts[edit | edit source]

Erasure and the Pet Shop Boys know about this.