Napoleon Bonaparte

Tiny, angry, ballsmashing dipship. He took a bunch of free money to act like an asshole to do asshole shit. You know, hookers, drugs, break dancing,and alcohol by the barrels. He was also a cuckold who eventually chopped his penis off after having his pants pulled down by Tom Brady's great great grandmas tribe leader who made cool looking weed pipes and grew some A1. They called him, "Dankmen". He grew the first dank crops that is now the famous kush that the good Arabs grow. The people in India eventually went to war covertly with the Arab state over one fistfull of those dank seeds. They used mind control and bodily odors to win about 38 seeds most all the wrong sex. 16 people got badly wounded during these smelly slap fights. They ended up growing even better dank than the Arabs because the plants were watered with river water. The one they all wash in shit in and dump half burnt body's in. Napoleons penis now sits on a shelf for all to laugh for all to see. See:Napoleons penis

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